Monday, January 20, 2014

Cool Runnings

       Have you ever had a vacation that you so desperately wanted? Have you ever looked at a clock and waited for a vacation,that needed to come? I have. The moments before this holiday vacation, I was always looking at the clock, waiting for that moment when we were released from school and I could get my tropical getaway. That tropical getaway did come one Friday,the Friday we were released from school. I packed as quick as I could, getting everything that I needed in as small a time as I could. I waited anxiously in the following hours, getting ready for what a new was going to come, 90* fahrenheit all the time, swimming,laughing and most importantly having a great time. I slept well that night, knowing that I was going to be having a great 9 days ahead of me.
     The next morning was awful, my family and I got up at 4 o clock am to get to the airport because our flight was at 6:30 am. I dont really know why we got up so early considering the airport was 45 minutes away from our house and that security normally takes around 15 minutes, so we always end up getting through to our gate in around an hour and a half. Which then means we have an an hour of waiting and then the madness begins.This is where everyone in my family normally loses composure and starts getting tired and cranky realizing that we were going to be there for another hour. We always get on the plane sooner or later but its crazy trying to get through that time. After a painful hour we were on our flight to Philadelphia, which was our US airways hub that we were visiting because we fly with US airways. The Philadelphia flight ended up being a fairly easy flight. In fact for me, the flight ended up being fairly fun because Wills Moskow I kid in our grade ended up being on our flight and we talked for awhile. The hard one was Jamaica.
    The Kelleher Jamaican flight was not one that we were most proud of. My dad and brother weren’t on the best terms during that flight and it carried through for my mom and I, which made that 3 and a 1/2 hour flight quite an awful ride. Then when we landed it was amazing, the trees outside were blowing in the cool breeze and it looked warm out, perfect. We had finally arrived In Jamaica, and it looked like it was going to be fun!
     My first impression of Jamaica when we got off our flight and saw the line at customs, that we were going to be here for ages. The great fact of the matter however was that It only took 30 minutes! The line got so long at one point that they opened up a few more lines and it sped the lines up massively! In just a few quick hours, we were at our hotel. We were staying at a Hotel called Iberostar and I cannot express how good the hotel was. There was volleyball games going all the time, there was an activities every single hour from 8am-7pm! The activities included Beach soccer, scuba diving,darts and much more! The hotel was fun for a long time, in fact we did not even exit the hotel and see what Jamaica was really like for a few days! When we finally did, it was a phenomenal decision.
    The first activity was a tourist party boat. We didn’t know that the boat was a party boat and we ended up being the only 2 kids on the boat My brother and I. Most of the other passengers at the party, were either 50 year old single woman and men, trying to fit in and be cool again or college kids who had boyfriends and girlfriends, it was a group of about 75% college kids and 25% and 50 year old glory day hunters. The boat we were on was called Cool Runnings and there was a Jamaican Fun guide who basically just asked us questions the entire time and after every time he said something serious he said, “No Problem”?!? Us passengers would reply yeah! The first attraction we visited on that boat was a cool snorkeling place five minutes out.
    The snorkeling wasn't the best, because it wasn’t the best reef I’ve been to but,it was still fun. The most fun part about it was swimming in the open ocean looking at the fish and meeting up with My brother and looking at the reef. I went to multiple areas and the high point was seeing a sting ray for around one second before it swam back under a rock! Overall, the snorkeling ended up being fun even though it wasn’t the best snorkeling I have ever done.
    The second thing we did on that trip, was going to Dunns River Falls. Dunns River Falls, is a famous 1100 foot waterfall, that you have to climb up with a group. You hang onto your other group members and at various points there is jumps and slides that are completely naturally made and are necessary to be completed to be able to get to the top. There were spiders everywhere,massive things, everywhere, they were called Banana Spiders. They just hung from the trees and scared the crap out of you! Dunns river falls was really cool and ended up being one of the highlights of our trip! The problem was that the way back was a complete party boat with everyone like twerking and stuff, so everyone in my family just stayed away, it was still pretty fun though. All in all I can say that the boat we took called “Cool Runnings” named after the historic Jamaican bobsled team took us to some sweet places! We saw Mickjagger's house, which used to be owned by Arthur ashe, the best part of that trip however, was definitely Dunns river falls as it ended up being one of the best moments in the trip, but nothing tops the last day trip we went on.
   So for the next few days (about I week) we stayed at our hotel and had some fun in the pool and played loads of volleyball. The worst part about the volleyball however, was that I was awful at it, I always tried to catch the ball but, of course you're not allowed catch the ball! The great thing about going to Iberostar (our hotel) was that there was loads of nice staff. These Jamaican staff members however, were very competitive. To the point where if you weren’t good at the thing you were playing, they would say things behind your back, which annoyed me a lot because everyone knew I was absolutely awful at volleyball. My way out of being awful at volleyball I realized on the final day, that way out was beach soccer.
   As some of you may know I would like to think of myself as quite a good soccer player, so when I realized there was beach soccer every day, I got fairly excited, because now I got the chance to prove to people I wasn’t really unathletic. That chance came on the second day after doing our “Cool Runnings Trip” where there was a bunch of Jamaican kids playing soccer and a bunch of grown Jamaican men also playing soccer, so I asked if I could play. They put me on the better team probably thinking that I would not stand a chance, how wrong they were. I scored all of my teams goals as we won the game 4-2. I even pushed one of the Jamaican staff off of the ball, he got pretty mad and you could sort of see he was going after me, so I nutmegged him and that got him quiet quick. Beach soccer was really fun, but once again, nothing could top our final day trip.
  My brother ended up getting quite the ear infection on the final 3 days, it spread to both of his ears and he had to go to the hospital, well my mom and my brother were doing that, my dad and I went ziplining, which turned out to be the experience of a life time. We went up almost 900 feet in a car that was literally the most unsafe car ever. The windshield was entirely cracked from things flying into it, there was no windows,no seat belts and we could not all fit into the car so we squeezed in. The ride took anywhere from 10 minutes-3 hours, we all lost track of time, for we were just holding onto things for dear life. In fact, while our driver Douglas was driving up, the ziplining equipment in the front seat flew into the windshield and made a small dent! That was much more scary than what was to come, the ziplining. We started off by him giving us instructions regarding how not to kill yourself well ziplining, basically the only thing I got out of that was do not hold onto the line or your hand will get chopped off.
  To start off the start of the ziplining what we did was do a 200 foot across one that was only 20 feet up. I think it was basically to see if anyone had been pushed into doing this and was going to chicken out completely and to my surprise no one in our group of 15 backed out, in fact, almost everyone in our group actually enjoyed it. The feeling that I experienced while ziplining across was amazing, I felt as if that was what flying felt like. The next zipline was quite a trek, we had to walk around a half mile up a hill. The walk itself wasn’t the bad part, it was that it was uphill and we were carrying loads of gear for the ziplining, after completing that walk, we did a few more ziplines where we were a couple hundred feet up and the zipping was about 900 feet long! However, the best part about that trip was the last zipline, our guide said that this was what we had paid for, a quarter mile long zipline that took over 2 minutes to fully go across! At its highpoint we were almost a quarter of a mile above the jungle, once again I felt like this was what it would feel like to fly, except on an entirely new level! As I was coming into land, I saw that there was a Donkey that was sitting directly under the zipline! I tried to move, but I knew there was literally no way I could avoid him unless he moved out of the way. The Jamaican guides just laughed as I pointed! I ended up brushing him and petting him as I flew by to the end of the zip, I came flying in and they asked if I enjoyed seeing the Donkey! Then I laughed even harder as I saw my dad’s face as he also saw the Donkey! All in all, this was one of the most fun few hours of my life! Everyone should try to be as adventurous as they can and as they say in Jamaica, “don’t worry,be happy”!

Saturday, November 30, 2013

Thanksgiving

This holiday really means very little to me. Its basically one of those holidays where you just sit down at a table and you eat a good amount and then you want to leave the table. Then your parents are like no sit down and they try to give you more and more food, it becomes somewhat like a prison. You can hear maybe some relatives watching TV or a football game loud in the background, maybe on the radio or a TV nearby, they all just make you want to leave the table quicker. But the prison guards wont let you. They say you have to do good time and maybe they'll let you out for good behavior (also known as eating all of the dinner they made) you see Thanksgiving is one of my least favorite holidays. Its just a downgraded Christmas Vacation. Less time off, less seeing of relatives, same type of food but no ones happen this time of year so it makes the exact same food bad. I dont like Thanksgiving very much and I am glad its over.
Thanks for reading!

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Hamburgling

I have not been hamburglred, but it seems as if many criminal hamburgling Activity has been taking place, with the list of the victims stretching into the 40's, at first it was a problem, but now it is becoming quite nerve racking. Because you defenitely do not want to be the one losing all his blog stuff.
Who will be the next to be HAMBURGLERED


Catching Fire Movie Review

This was a quality movie, which followed the book almost to the exact words. Which is good for someone who has not read the book, but bad for anyone who has read the. Book, because then you know exactly what happens, with no surprises. There was the usual jump scare, when the monkeys at 4 o clock screamed. There was the chase scene with the poisonous gas. Then there was the typical scene with character conflict. It was all that could be expected, if one had read the book. This movie was a great movie, but it never really took off to the point that if I needed to go the bathroom I would wait. It never really introduced the characters in the way it needed too. It never said much about Brutus, Enobaria or any of the other careers. I always felt it was missing something compared to the first movie. Which I thought was much better, I would still recommend this to some as this was still, A great movie, it just did not live up to its full expectations


FINAL GRADE: 8.3/10



Sunday, November 17, 2013

The Hunger Games:Catching Fire Excitement and My top 5 tributes

For me, this next week will be the most anticipation I've had the entire year. My birthday is on wednesday November 20th, 4 days from now. My favorite book series has been over, for a little over a year and now they are realeasing some of the best movies, with the 2nd one of these Hunger Games movies coming out this friday November 22nd. You know I will be there in the theater anxiously waiting for what I hope is another phenomenal movie. In my opinion, Lionsgate, the company produces the movie and all the actors have done a great job portraying exactly what its like. The scenery, the characters, everything there is just breathtakingly re-inacted. Who knows maybe I'll see some of you at the theater, now I'm going to give you my top 5 favorite tributes from the first 5 books. 
Number 5. Rue
This Girl never gives up, and she can swing through the trees like a monkey and act like its no big deal, thats why Rue is on my list.






Number 4. Finnick 
This guy is just so cool, he kills so many people and he's so ruthless, yet somehow in the books he stays true to himself and his true self is really funny.









Number 3. Thresh
You definitely DO NOT want to be on the wrong side of this 18 year old beast. He's just an absolute tank, who knows so much about survival. In the 74th Hunger Games, he sat in a wheat field and ate wheat while waiting for people to find him and once they found him, they were dead.



Number 2. Clove 
Clove isn't even very scary its just that she's a bit creepy in the way that she just seems like a trained killer with no real emotions or feelings, everyone seems to hate her and I do to and thats why she's on the list.














Number 1. Cato
There isn't much of an introduction needed, he's a soulless killer
who does it for fun and wont take no for an answer. In Hunger
Games 74 he was so excited when he got picked, which 
shows, you do not want to be in an arena with him.

Thursday, November 14, 2013

Top 5 shows the need to be Watched

5. Homeland
I dont really know much about this show other than it must be a real classic, because everyone I know over the age of 20 seems to be hooked. There was an early release of season 2 on showtime, where you could access it if you played a few games and did a few surveys. A few people I know were so hooked on the show that they did all of that and started to watch it! All I know is that this clearly has to be above and beyond because my mom and dad who rarely watch TV are hooked. Maybe check it out sometime... Onto number 4!


4. The Voice 
I love it! The concept of it is so cool. So basically its a singing show thats completely revamped by having the auditions be blind. Here's how it works, someone gets invited onto the show and then does a blind audition in front of the 4 coaches and sings and if they like him/her they turn around regardless if they know what they look like or not. They could be looking to fill their final spot on their team with a girl and they hit their button and its a guy with a really high voice! Lots of surprises and you can hop into the show right now as it is under way right as we speak!
3. Psych
I dont know if you have even heard of this show, but this show has got to be one of my favorite shows. The plot-line is basically about a detective who claims to be "psychic" so that he can get out of jail but it ends up turning out that they believe him because he has an amazing gift for solving crime! If you have ever looked for that show with the right mix of humor and seriousness. This is your show!


2. Modern Family
No matter if it gets the highest comedy ratings in the world... I still think it should be ranked higher. This show is so funny! Every single moment has you roaring with laughter! Except those movies where they slip in family moments. It really is a very accurate depiction of a Modern Family.
1. And finally..... Number 1 is... 
    The Walking Dead!
This show is a get up off your seat thriller! Even though this is one of the most watched tv shows in the U.S there are still a bunch of people who still dont watch it! The plot is basically about a man who wakes up out of a dream after being in a coma and its a zombie apocalypse. Its expanded a lot from there adding new settings, new characters and new places. You'll find yourself waiting every Sunday for 9 o clock just so you can flick on the T.V and brighten up your day!

Things to come

Hey everyone! Today is gonna be a rather things for the future type of post. I was thinking about doing a flash fiction/short story post about once a week. This will not affect my 3 weekly uploads, this will just be a 4th. Also you should be expecting a Call of Duty ghosts review along with a podcast in the very near future (tomorrow)! My final thing that I am going to say before writing a review on my top 5 most underrated TV.shows is thanks for coming back to my blog time and time again it really helps!